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16 October 2008 @ 02:17 pm
[Eunhae Collaboration] EBay: The Quick and Easy Way to Get Your Boyfriend Naked  
Title: EBay: The Quick And Easy Way To Get Your Boyfriend Naked
Pairing: Eunhae
Authors: robotiques and renichifreak
Rating: PG-13?!
Word Count: 864
Summary: The title says it all.
Disclaimer: We don't own the boys, father SM does. D:
A/N: So, a few weeks ago I decided that I wanted to write a collab fic with my friend, renichifreak . Though, originally I wanted it to be one line per person...we found out yesterday that we both had too many ideas. So we started out with one thought per person. We came to realize that the longer the story went on the longer our thoughts were. XD We also decided to color code our parts. That way everyone can know who wrote what. ^^

renichifreak  also posted this at her journal, so you should all go and show her some love as well. :D

My parts are in this color.
And Carey's parts are in this color.

Enjoy :D

Donghae put forth his best effort to hide the laughter that violently shook through his entire body.

“You said you wouldn’t laugh!” Eunhyuk frowned.

“I’m sorry, but did you really have to borrow a shirt from Ryeowook?” He forced his hand to his mouth to stifle his laughter.

Eunhyuk huffed in frustration, crossing his arms over his chest. “Well, if someone hadn’t hidden all of mine, I wouldn’t have to steal everyone else’s! I mean, it was either Ryeo, or Heechul Hyung, but I’d rather live to see my next birthday, so it was a pretty easy choice!”

“I didn’t exactly hide them…” Donghae’s voice trailed off as he focused his eyes on his feet.

Eunhyuk shot the younger a confused look. “But, you said…”

Donghae stepped closer, and slung his arm around Eunhyuk’s shoulder. “Well, you have heard of EBay right?”

The rapper’s brows furrowed in thought, slowly taking in what he was just told. Once it clicked, his eyes grew as he openly stared at his grinning boyfriend.

“Are you serious?! What the hell am I supposed to wear then, huh?!”

Donghae’s grin grew mischievous and an odd emotion lit his chocolate eyes. “That, Babe, was the whole point.”

“What? Are you just going to keep auctioning off my clothes ‘til I have nothing left?” He stopped as the look in Donghae’s eyes grew more intense. “Donghae, no.”


“What!? It’s a great idea. Think of all the money we could make.” Donghae let his mind fill with visions of obsessed fangirls viciously bidding away.

“I’ll admit, a good profit could be made, but…” Before Eunhyuk could finish, Donghae clapped his hands loudly, causing the elder to jump slightly.

Donghae jolted forward, and placed his hands on each side of Eunhyuk’s face. “Great! It’s settled then!”

Eunhyuk’s eyes widened. “What? No!”


 The other members of the group were in the living room watching a movie when the door to “Eunhae’s” room flew open and Donghae ran out, Eunhyuk on his tail. They watched, torn between confusion and amusement as Eunhyuk caught the younger man. A game of tug-of-war began over what appeared to be a pair of Eunhyuk’s jeans.

“What’s going on?” Kangin asked, curious as to why his band mates were acting younger than usual.

“Donghae-“ Eunhyuk began.

“Why are you fighting over Eunhyuk’s pants?” Heechul interrupted, highly amused.

“You see-“ Donghae started, but he, too, was interrupted.

“Is that my shirt?” Ryeowook asked.

Eunhyuk stared down at the shirt he was wearing. In all of the excitement, he had forgotten that he was wearing one of Ryeowook’s shirts. It hovered just slightly over the waistband of his pants. “Uh…yes. You see-“

This time it was Donghae who cut him off. “We are putting all of his clothes up for auction on EBay!” He gave a slight tug to the jeans, but Eunhyuk still had a death grip on them.

“No-“ Eunhyuk started, but was cut off yet again.

“That’s really generous of you, Hyuk.” Kyuhyun commented, not even tearing his eyes away from the DS he held in his hands.

Eunhyuk stared at Kyuhyun as if he had three heads, all wearing sparkling pink crowns. “You guys aren’t listening!”

Before Eunhyuk could explain the situation, Yesung added himself into the conversation. “So, everything?” For example, that one green shirt that I always borrow?” He was rewarded with a nod from Donghae.

Eunhyuk watched as Yesung promptly moved to the computer. “What…are you…doing?”

“Cutting out the middle man.” Yesung stated as he clicked the mouse.

“Wh-what middle man?” No answer. Only the click of the mouse. “Hyung, what middle man?!”

Noticing that Eunhyuk was suitably distracted, Donghae pulled, catching him off-guard. Donghae apparently not realizing either his own strength or Eunhyuk’s hold on the pants, ended up yanking his boyfriend off balance. They both fell to the floor in a tangle of limbs. Donghae’s unoccupied hand rested on his lover’s hip while the older boy was, for all intents and purposes, straddling his hips.

Yesung’s victorious shout was the icing on the cake.

Glaring, Eunhyuk leaned close to Donghae’s ear and murmured, “I lose my clothes, everyone sees me naked. How would you like that?”


Donghae’s grip tightened on Eunhyuk’s hip, and his eyes grew considerably in size. Within seconds Donghae had moved across the room, and was at the computer. He grabbed the back of the occupied computer chair, and pushed it away.

The heads of all the other members turned in unison as they watched Yesung glide by.

"Oh snap." Ryeowook emitted, complete with the snap of his fingers.

This time all eyes were aimed at Ryeowook, even Kyuhyun's. This caused Ryeowook to sink deep into the sofa.

Heechul walked over to the computer, and leaned against the desk. "Are you bidding on Eunhyuk's clothes?! The same ones you put up for auction!?"

Donghae clicked the mouse obsessively, and mumbled incoherent words. Though, Heechul was positive he heard something about Eunhyuk's naughty bits, which was clearly a sign that he needed to leave.

Yesung used his feet to push off the wall, and glided back towards the computer desk. "I can still keep the shirt I won, right?"



 
 
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renichifreakrenichifreak on October 16th, 2008 07:04 pm (UTC)
...I loved writing this...I was DYING whenever you'd give me back the notebook and see what you'd written... I love your ending!!!! I can see Yesung on the chair, too!!::flails at uber cuteness::>___
파니: Eunhae awwrobotiques on October 16th, 2008 07:25 pm (UTC)
hahahbsjchb omg I loved writing it too. It was so much fun to write.
Hahah omg I was dying when you gave me back the notebook too! Ah we work really well together. That we do. :D

AWW yay! I'm glad. XD I could totally picture him gliding across the room too. Such a great image.

I seriously died when you had Ryeowook interrupt with "Is that my shirt?"
Died. XDDDDD

*high five*!
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chiphyuk on October 16th, 2008 07:22 pm (UTC)
LOLOLOL this was a fun fic. XDDD
Loved it.

Donghae should have auctioned Hyukjae himself, ROFL.
파니: EunHae matching jackets<3robotiques on October 16th, 2008 07:27 pm (UTC)
XD!! I'm glad you enjoyed it!

We were in such a giddy, cracked out on chocolate mood yesterday...and this is what happened.

LOLOL! Omg...that would probably cause a world wide black out due to the fact that every hormonal Eunhyuk fan would be up 24/7 bidding on the poor boy. >.>
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kiirohanakiirohana_16 on October 16th, 2008 11:28 pm (UTC)
lol lol lol hahahah inredible idea lol... and u 2 authors~! i can't beleive there's two of you .... lol everything's like one big happy funny chaos lol hahahah super cute!
파니robotiques on October 17th, 2008 06:44 am (UTC)
XDDD! Thank you! :D I'm, as well as Carey, glad you like it. We were pretty wired on chocolate not even a quarter of the way through the fic. ^^

Edited at 2008-10-17 06:58 am (UTC)
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♪ megan: Hyuk&Haesunev789 on October 17th, 2008 12:22 am (UTC)
...I think I need to get me an EBay account now. *cough*
"Oh snap." Ryeowook emitted, complete with the snap of his fingers. LMAO!
Donghae didn't really think his plan through~ But really...when does he? XD
Awesome, awesome! ♥ you two~ 8D
<333
파니robotiques on October 17th, 2008 06:49 am (UTC)
LOLOL! Seriously. EBay would def get a lot more hits, that's for sure.

XDDD I could totally picture him doing that...because Ryeowook and all of his innocence just says the darn cutest stuff.

No, he really didn't...but that's Hae for ya. It's why we all love him. XD

Thank youuuu<333 I'm glad you like it (and I'm sure Carey is as well haha)! I was going to message you and let you know that it was posted, but I got distracted. >.> aka I was watching certain scenes again from Super Show. >.<


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파니: DH white  beanie.robotiques on October 17th, 2008 06:57 am (UTC)
XD!! Hae obviously never thought of the negative outcomes.
ahaha, understood...and I agree. Hae is so Hae like. X3
Aww, thank youuuu<3
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Ming♥amine87 on October 17th, 2008 01:26 am (UTC)
*ROFL XDDDDD~~~

thank you
reading this in the morning really makes my day xD~
파니: Eunhae awwrobotiques on October 17th, 2008 07:05 am (UTC)
X3! Ohhhh, you're welcome!

And thank you, because reading yours and all the other comments really made my day. And I'm sure when I get to work and tell Carey about the reviews, it will make her day as well. XDDD

Glad you enjoyed it! ^^
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baby_buggsbaby_buggs on October 17th, 2008 01:48 am (UTC)
oh geez this is hilarious. i loved hae bidding for the clothes he put up. XD
파니: OMG Sub Zero attacks!?robotiques on October 17th, 2008 07:07 am (UTC)
:D! A backfire to what seemed to be a really good idea, just another day in the life of Hae.

Ohhhh...that rhymed... >.>

XD Anyway, thank you muchly! Happy, happy that you liked it. =3
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korichankorichan on October 17th, 2008 09:02 am (UTC)
Lol, I loved reading this, it was so full of crack win~

I'm going to mem this now. <333
파니: That's the spot...robotiques on October 17th, 2008 03:06 pm (UTC)
XDDD That's what we were aiming for. ^^

Thank you, and glad you enjoyed it! :D ♥
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수연 ♪: <3xaoiholic on October 17th, 2008 01:40 pm (UTC)
I KIND OF TOTALLY LOVED THIS. ♥

*mems*
I'D BID. I'D EVEN SELL MY SOUL TO THE DEVIL. :|
파니: Fishy!robotiques on October 17th, 2008 03:32 pm (UTC)
OMG YAY! THAT MAKES US REALLY HAPPY! :D

LOL! That should be a new price on EBay. "Sell soul to Devil and get free shipping!"

Yes, please!
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파니: Siwon Donghae heartrobotiques on October 17th, 2008 03:34 pm (UTC)
Yay! X3 Thank youuuu<3

Glad you enjoyed it! :D

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love's decibel: Hae| chuuumissylanious on October 17th, 2008 07:43 pm (UTC)
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVED IT.

Dorky Hae is just the best Hae there is ♥
파니: Fishy!robotiques on October 17th, 2008 08:12 pm (UTC)
OH YAY! Thank you! :D!

It's so true, dorky Hae is such a win! ^^
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Sky: My home planet 8Dshinelikethesky on October 18th, 2008 07:13 am (UTC)
♥ 8D
Clever, but not so clever Donghae~

-hi5-
renichifreakrenichifreak on October 18th, 2008 06:30 pm (UTC)
hehe...it sounds good if you don't think about it...hehe

Glad you liked it, and thanx for reviewing it!!!

::5 back::
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sarcasmichimesarcasmichime on October 29th, 2008 05:22 am (UTC)
LOL @ Yesung!!
"I can still keep the shirt I won, right?"
hahahahahaha!!!
If eunhyuk's clothes were to be bidded off on ebay, I'd totally buy them!! lolo but I bet Donghae would win them *sighs* LOL
Love this fic!!
파니: EunHae XDrobotiques on October 29th, 2008 03:20 pm (UTC)
XDDD Thank youuuu~! ♥
HAHA! The bids on his clothes would be so outrageous. X3
I'm so glad you liked it! :D!
thursday.runawayxxlovee on December 30th, 2008 04:54 am (UTC)
I remember reading this at Carey's journal but it still makes me grin like a crazie, even after knowing what happens.

EEEEEEEK. >:D At least Hae's smart enough to know that if he doesn't want his bf to get raped... oh dear. I totally lost my train of thought after that sentence. nhi will probably be one of those freaks wanting to steal eunhyuk DDX I think you get what I mean though? maybe?

WRITE MORE.
파니: DH white  beanie.robotiques on December 30th, 2008 01:52 pm (UTC)
:DDDD I had so much fun writing this with Carey. All we could do was laugh every time we passed the notebook back and forth. I want to write another one with her. yes.

Hahaha, train of thought totally out the window.

lol! I totally get what you mean. ^^

OMG. K! I WILL!

Edited at 2008-12-30 01:53 pm (UTC)
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yesungx3: Micky - Snowyesungx3 on July 10th, 2009 05:13 pm (UTC)
OHHHH. I READ THIS BEFORE ^-^
Carey had it posted on her journal :D
I read it - then I found this - so I figured I should give a comment too ~
Hope you don't mind if I just copy&paste the comment I wrote on her journal
I will definitely get around to reading more of your fics ^-^

it was either Ryeo, or Heechul Hyung, but I’d rather live to see my next birthday, so it was a pretty easy choice!”

LOL. Agreed, although I would like to see Eunhyuk where one of Heechul's shirts flower one Just to see what he would look like ~ But I know Heechul and Eunhyuk seem to have complete opposite tastes when it comes to clothes - or maybe I just think that. Like in intimate note when Heechul wore red pants and then Eunhyuk told the manager to tell him not too ~ He was scared to tell Heechul himself XD But Ryeowook seems much smaller then Eunhyuk ^-^ He probably looked really cute in the shirt ~

“Well, you have heard of EBay right?”

Uh-ohhhhh. He sold all of the clothes didn't he ~ LOL So that Hyukkie can get naked? XD Well...that sure seems like a great way to do that XD Donghaeeeeee ~ is smart :DD

“Donghae, no.”

ahskjd. HERE WE GO XD lool ^-^ Hyukkie finally realizes what's going on ^-^ But then I'm sure he wouldn't mind being naked with Donghae in bed ;) But then the other members would see him naked too right? *-) Could backfire? -continues to read- :DD

A game of tug-of-war began over what appeared to be a pair of Eunhyuk’s jeans.

Ahh~ So cute ^-^ I can picture it happening, lool. Donghae coming up with mischievous plans and then Eunhyuk getting mad {not too mad obviously because he loves Donghae so much ^-^} and them running after each other ~ Then they fall over and then Eunhyuk ends on top and then make up time? I hope they don't end up tearing the jeans o.O But let me tell you if his clothes were actually on Ebay and it was like really his....I'd skip school and become broke just to get it ~ you'd probably beat me to it though

“You see-“ Donghae started, but he, too, was interrupted. “Is that my shirt?” Ryeowook asked.

LOL. Yes Ryewook ~ That's your shirt XD. He noticed it was small for Eunhyuk. Is he going to yell at him to ask for it back? Then again I can't see Ryewook getting mad at anyone XD He's too sweet ~ Seems like everyone is getting interrupted, then again it's bound to happen when you have 13 people together in the same room.

“So, everything?” For example, that one green shirt that I always borrow?” He was rewarded with a nod from Donghae. Eunhyuk watched as Yesung promptly moved to the computer. “What…are you…doing?” “Cutting out the middle man.” Yesung stated as he clicked the mouse.

LMAO. OMG. AJSLDJKSDLJ. Yesung. jasldjaklsdj I love that part. It seems so like him in my opinion XD He's just idk like that type of person ^-^ Aweeeee~ He's so cute :DD yes everything to do with yesung in my opinion is cute - bias much?

“I lose my clothes, everyone sees me naked. How would you like that?”

AHA! BINGO. See see see see see I said it earlier {above} that everyone else would see him naked then =P And and and and Eunhyuk's body is meant only for Donghae's eyes :DD except Hyuk should totally go topless in front of us fans

Yesung used his feet to push off the wall, and glided back towards the computer desk. "I can still keep the shirt I won, right?"

LOL. Cutecutecute dork ? ^-^ I WANT THE SHIRT. Let's go to Korea and take it and run :DD Oh wait after I see Super Junior with you ~ And then we can steal Hyuk and Yesung and run? :DD Or not T______T

*edit* You like Heechul right - or Donghae - sorry I forget but in this case...cross Hyuk out and insert your favorite XD

I loved reading this - really fun to read ^-^ You and Steph wrote this really well ^-^ You two should write a fic together again someday n_____n
Adding to memm <3

*edit* This was loads of fun to read - and I enjoyed it ~ You two should definitely do another collaboration :D Can't wait to read more of your fics ~